Osama Bin Ladin Still Bin Hiding

I don’t if I am the only person that feels like this, but I am getting really tired of the proclaimations on high from Osama Bin Ladin. Every so often, this guy releases a new tape that randomly puts down the way the middle east is, how bad israel is, how the palestinians should rise up, how the US should be out of Iraq, etc. He calls and almost begs Muslims to rise up and kill the evil non-believers and free the middle east of these horrible vermin.

Please notice, however, that Mr Bin Ladin ain’t doing any of the dirty work himself. He is still Mr Bin Hiding, camped out in some random cave or spider hole somewhere not daring to show himself even for a second. Muslims would be doing themselves a favor to stop paying attention to a man who values his own life well beyond any of theirs. Click here to read more about his latest proclamations from the cave.